Oh, Fercryinoutloud! Top 8 Things That Annoy Me To No End

I rarely lose my temper. In fact, I can count the number of times I've been really enraged in my adult life on one hand. But there's a price to pay for keeping my temper--I get mildly annoyed A LOT.

1.) All these mothers who dress their 7 year-old girls like tiny strippers.

2.) Snow when it's supposed to be SPRING already!

3.) Restaurants that put onions in everything.

4.) Actors who give their children names like Audio Science, Pilot Inspektor, Apple, and Jermajesty, then act bewildered when everyone in the free world laughs at them.

5.) Those skimpy, drafty hospital gowns.

6.) Stupid, sexist commercials that teach us that men don't know how to do laundry, and that all it takes to make a woman happy is a big, sparkly diamond.

7.) Liberals blaming Conservatives for everything that has ever gone wrong in the history of the country.

8.) Conservatives blaming Liberals for everything that has ever gone wrong in the history of the country.