Hee hee: Top 8 Baby Names I'd Use If My Last Name Was Green

Re: My last post. I said all that to say this...

My maiden name is Frost. My parents could have named my brother Jack, but they are wise people and decided to choose sanity over humor. They could have given me any number of names that would have been appropriate for the marquee of an adult theater: Crystal, September, Summer, Autumn. My grandpa even suggested they name me Early. I think he was kidding, but you never know.

I would never, never chose a cutesy theme for my (theoretical) children's names. But I have an overactive sense of humor and too much time on my hands. I have to confess that if my last name was Green, or even Greene (as it might have been if I'd gotten along with my first college boyfriend a little better), I would be mightily tempted to choose names from this list.

1.) Forrest

2.) Hunter

3.) Kelly

4.) Sage

5. ) Teal

6.) Jade

7.) Olive

8.) Emerald

Did I forget any other choices?

P.S. Since I posted this so close (time, not proximity) to the one before it, feel free to post in the "What's in a Name?" post, too. I'm not a stickler for that "once a new post is up, the old one is closed to comments" blog etiquette. Or should that be "bletiquette"? Just think, someone probably named their daughter Bletiquette last week.