Freakin' Awesome

It's not something I talk about much, because the dream has died. But once upon a time, I had an imaginary rock band. I was the super-hot and talented lead singer. Various girls I knew and loved were the amazing drummer, guitar player, and bassist, respectively. I'm pretty sure our imaginary band was too cool for keyboards. We had the best wardrobe any band has ever had: we're talking stiletto boots, fringe, leopard print, and fishnets galore. We were HOTT. Everyone wanted us and we were bigger than The Beatles. And all of our imaginary groupies were cute and smart and funny.

My imaginary band was called The Brazen Hussies. It was ironic, see, because we were all the goody-two-shoes, earned-our-white-wedding-dress type girls. (See, the plan was to lure in an audience with the titillating band name...sort of like the band called Free Beer and Pizza.) I mostly started the imaginary band so I could call it by that freakin' awesome imaginary band name. When my freakin' awesome, hilarious friend, Joe, and I discovered our mutual obsession with Dave Barry's "Hey, that would be a great name for a band" running gag, our friendship was sealed. We've been naming imaginary bands ever since. I believe his imaginary band is called Screaming Weasels. That's pretty darn good, but I'm still partial to The Brazen Hussies. It's freakin' awesome.

What would your imaginary band be called? If you can't think of something off the top of your head, maybe this can help you.